Caitlin Moran, 'How To Be A Woman' is brilliant. I started reading her book on Wednesday in Heathrow. At one point, while discussing how ridiculous it is that fashion in popular culture is dictated by the porn industry, she makes a comparison about pubic hair in a porn film with the Mitchel Brothers from Eastenders and a funny shaped sausage. I laughed out loud on the plane.
Every woman needs to read this book.
Me and Sharon (the wonderful woman who bought me Caitlin Moran for Christmas), at the airport |
So I am jetlagged, and therefore woke up at 6.00am, unable to get back to sleep. Then the neighbouring Hari Krishnas started up with their chimes and chanting and after that there was no going back. Might retaliate one morning by playing 'Do The Bart Man' by The Simpsons like Mum and Dad did to those students when we were on holiday in France in 1992.
To make up for my early start, I have been trying to write my blog coherently and in an interesting manner, but keep coming out with, 'and then we did this, and then we did this..'
I was pretty ill until yesterday. The food on the plane was wretched. I landed and just assumed I was soo tired it meant I wasn't feeling well. And then carried on with the day, wasn't able to eat.. basically I was exposed to Korean Airways food for 24 hours which consisted of a strong smell and taste of sesame seeds. It might take a while for me to ever want to eat Thai/ Pan Asian food again. *shudders*
Note: Don’t try to ‘embrace the experience’ of any form of foreign food you are not used to eating if it is being presented to you in square portions on a long haul flight.
Worst breakfast ever |
I tried to get on with things regardless. Loz had planned a very chilled out day of checking out the local area in Parramatta, then a film ('Strictly Ballroom'!), then some food for dinner. Ploughed through, but properly felt like I'd left my personality on a Korean Airways flight and wasn't sure when I was going to be able to retrieve it.
Yesterday we headed out to Cockatoo Island on the Parramatta ferry, Loz and Josh pointing out all things 'historical' all the way.
Cockatoo Island is, ‘.. the largest island in Sydney Harbour. Located at the junction of the Parramatta and Lane Cove rivers, Cockatoo Island is a former imperial prison, industrial school, reformatory and gaol..’http://www.cockatooisland.gov.au/about/index.html
Sydney Harbour Bridge from Cockatoo Island |
It’s pretty cool- there are these huge bunkers and warehouses still intact from when they were used in the first part of last century. Very atmospheric and some clever clogs over here thought they should be used as a venue for an arts installation. Everywhere you walk, there are these amazing huge murials and graffiti images. In the past it has been used as a music festival venue (much like the Warehouse Project in Manchester) but due to logistics (lots of people getting ferries?) I gather that hasn’t happened for a few years.
Art Campaign to save the endangered Tasmanian Devil |
We then headed out to Balmain, which is a bit like West Didsbury in the sun, near the sea. Really nice. Bought tasty designer macroons (Mojito flavour? Yes please!)
Posh Macroons made by man from Master Chef Australia |
And there is sunshine. Apparently Sydney is having a 'cold' summer, but to me it's perfect. Sunny with a few clouds, but hot enough to be comfortable on a beach and sit outside in the sun on a ferry.
It was only yesterday that I started to feel better, which was nice because it meant I could go out with Loz last night to meet her friend who is getting married next week. The bride to be is a graphic designer who has created a lot of things for the wedding, so we helped her do some crafty bits of the service arrangements. She has very kindly invited me to the afternoon tea on her wedding day too!:)
So apart from Korean food and a few pesky cockroaches (I encountered one in the toilet this morning- not fun) it's really good so far. I'll start looking for a job sometime in the next two weeks.
We have a few options for New Years Eve, still to be confirmed, but as long as I am with nice people and a glass of wine outside, I’ll be happy.
I hope everyone else’s seasonal plans are going well, xx